Welcoming the EZ Miser kit

Five-gallon EZ
MiserSeveral of you emailed to ask if there would
be a kit version of the
EZ
Miser
coming
soon.  Mark and I had to spend a couple of weeks perfecting
the process, but
the kit is now
live
!  To
thank our loyal customers for their past business, we’ve put all
of our EZ Miser kits on sale this week, so you can treat your
chickens to even cleaner water for as low as 77 cents per bird!




Our EZ Miser kits are
also available overseas, although they cost more to mail than our
Original DIY
kits

Please scroll down to the bottom of the page at
www.avianaquamiser.com/ezkit for more information.



If you don’t have the
cash right now to buy an EZ Miser kit, but still want to give them
a try, enter our
contest
for the chance to win a free kit. 
Congratulations to
Robin and Eva, who won free chicken
waterers as part of our last contest!

How to win an egg-drop contest

Egg drop with finsI participated in one egg-drop contest when I
was in elementary school, lost miserably, and immediately put it
out of my mind.  While gathering hidden
pullet eggs
out of our pasture, though, one slipped through
my fingers and hit the ground, but only cracked instead of
shattering.  That got me thinking that there are probably
outside-the-box solutions to the old egg-drop conundrum (even
though mine — choosing a pullet egg because it has a tougher
shell — is against most contests’ rules).




I started wandering
around the internet in search of the best egg-drop contraption,
but got bogged down in those afore-mentioned rules.  Some
contests don’t let you include parachutes or other forms of
air-resistance, while others forbid modern packing materials like
bubble wrap and styrofoam peanuts.  (If these are legal,
though, they’re great components of a winning design!)  One
forum user recommended adding angled fins (as is shown in the
photo above from
Colorado
University
) to
make your contraption swirl, which will slow things down even
without a parachute.  Another site recommended sponges,
blown-up balloons, or breakfast cereal as untraditional enough
that they might sidestep the packing material ban.




Bungee egg dropAnother way to look at the issue is to
disperse the energy that impacts the egg when it hits the ground
— think of this as a whiplash-prevention device.  The
box-within-a-box design shown here came from the
2004 KMSO Egg
Drop Contest

and used rubber bands between the two structures to dispel that
whiplash energy.  When a contraption like this hits the
ground, the inner box will bounce in relation to the outer box,
but shouldn’t hit anything, and thus the egg doesn’t crack. 
(It might scramble, though….) 




You can use any
stretchy substance in place of the rubber bands, and one simple
alternative is to place the egg in an uninflated balloon (or a
nylon stocking), tie the end of the balloon around a pencil, and
then use the pencil to suspend the egg within a box.  Of
course, you’d have to weigh down the bottom of the box to make
sure your contraption doesn’t land upside-down.




One scientist even
recommended simply placing your egg inside an unbreakable bottle
full of salt water.  The salt helps the egg float while the
water changes the impact force you’d
Best
egg drop designusually get into a pressure distributed all
the way around the egg.  Since the egg is round (the perfect
shape to stand up under pressure), it shouldn’t crack.
 
I haven’t seen any
hands-on attempts to use this method, though, so be sure to try it
out before bringing a salted egg to your contest.




I can’t resist
closing by showing you yet another winning egg-drop entry. 
This one survived a 145-foot drop in the
atlanticbt
Inaugural Egg Drop Contest
.  It looks like a combination of the parachute
and bungee method to me.




Are there excellent
egg-drop methods I’ve missed in this post?  Leave a comment
and share your winning design!



Our chicken waterer keeps hens happy
with clea
n water.

How to make a chicken-killing bucket

Chicken-killing
bucket(You might want to skip
this post if you don’t eat your chickens and consider them to be
pets.  It won’t really get graphic, but might be a bit
disturbing.)




There are many ways
to kill a chicken, but most sources recommend slitting the throat
since the chicken dies very quickly and the blood drains out well,
resulting in high-quality meat.  You can buy kill cones
designed to keep the chicken in place during this throat-slitting
maneuver, but it never seemed worth our while to pony up $50 for
something so simple.  Instead,
we’ve
been using an upside-down-tomato bucket for the last five years as
a kill cone for our broilers


Old and new versions of the chicken-killing bucket

However, as Mark
mentioned in the previously-linked post, the large hole in our
tomato bucket (black in the photo above) allowed more-wily
broilers to get a toenail in beside their heads, and in the
worst-case scenario, a chicken has been known to break the rubber
band around her legs, push herself out of the bucket and run off
before we were able to turn her into dinner.  Even after
we
changed over from rubber bands to rope
, that tomato bucket
seemed sub-par, so Mark finally decided to build a better
chicken-killing bucket.  I kept notes so you could follow
along at home.




Chicken-killing bucket spacersThe first improvement Mark
made was to choose a taller bucket.  Even though 5-gallon
buckets are the most ubiquitous, you can sometimes find 6- or
7-gallon buckets, both of which make it less likely that a chicken
can back out and make a run for it.




Next, Mark used a
hole saw to cut a 2-1/8-inch hole in the bottom of the
bucket.  This hole seems to be a perfect fit for the old hens
we were processing at the time, letting the head stick through
with very little wiggle room.  The smooth edges to the hole
will also prevent broilers from hurting themselves if they
struggle.




Finally, Mark screwed
three pieces of 2×4 to the inside of the bucket.  This
narrows the interior and wedges the broiler in place so it can’t
jerk around so much and become bruised after its throat is slit.




Mark still prefers to
hold the head of each broiler in place after slitting its throat,
but I suspect that even without that precaution, chickens won’t be
able to back out of this new-and-improved bucket.  Total cost
for the bucket was maybe 50 cents since we had all the parts as
scrap except the store-bought screws.



One reader commented
on Mark’s post to say she used a traffic cone to kill her
broilers.  What do you use?

To give your broilers
the best life until the last minute, provide clean water in
our POOP-free chicken
waterer
.